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Sunday, August 5, 2012

The 6 Nights of Henry VIII


I arrived at Gatwick North around 20 minutes late on July 19, circa 11:15 or 11:30pm. Signs of the Olympics were everywhere. The terrible logo was plastered on every column and every wall.

The passport control woman asked me why I was in London. I shrugged my shoulders and said, “My dad has a 100-year-old bottle of Port he wants to open here.”

“Oh, so your father lives here, does he?”
“No, he just wants to open it here. I have no idea why.”
“Alright, anything for a good bottle of wine.” Stamped.

Why was I in London? I certainly can’t afford to live there. It’s terribly expensive. But my dad actually wanted to open up a 1912 bottle of port, and what better place to do it than at Hampton Court Palace. He rented out Fish Court, one of two rooms they rent in the palace that once belonged to Henry VIII, for the week before the Olympics. I think we probably would have stayed for a bit of Olympics week, too, but Hampton Court was hosting the Cycling events, and they wouldn’t rent out the rooms for those dates. This family vacation had been planned for quite a while, and it was a great way to get acclimated to English-speaking society before getting back to the United States. Besides, I’ve been through London so many times in the last decade, but haven’t spent any real time in the city since I was 5, the last time we stayed at Hampton Court.

I got a 12:00am shuttle to Gatwick South. From there, I took a 12:20am train to London Victoria for an absurd £18.90. From Victoria, I would have taken the Underground to Bayswater, but the Underground was closed, so I took a cab to the Central Park Hotel, walked up to room 415, and knocked on the door. Mingwei, my old friend from Wash U freshman year, whom I have hung out with in New York and Beijing as well, opened the door.

We chatted for a while before going to bed. Mingwei goes to Cambridge now, and is working at the Olympics for some company that brings important people around. His first day of work was the next day.


I woke up in the morning, once again, at 8:30. Mingwei left to go to work. I checked out at 11:30, and found out to my horror that the hotel has no baggage room. I’ve stayed in hostels in depressing third-world countries that have baggage rooms, and this English hotel does not. So I resolved instead to go straight to Hampton Court, where my Parents would be by that time.

I walked to Queensway station, walked down an epic spiral staircase with my backpack on my back, and caught the 11:48 Underground.

Queensway -> Bond -> Waterloo.

At Waterloo station, I booked a ticket on the 12:36 train to Hampton Court. I met my mother on the platform at 1:12 at the end of the line.

We went straight to a pub in the nearby town for some food. I put my massive backpack against the outside wall of the pub, where my dad was waiting, and we sat outside to eat and drink.

Then, across the Thames to Hampton Court! I haven’t been back since I was 5 years old. Hampton Court is home to some of my earliest memories, many of them faulty. I did not remember the layout of the interior of Fish Court nearly as well as I had thought I did.

I relaxed for a while in Fish Court. It’s been an exhausting several months, and it was nice to just put my bag down and have a nice, clean, comfortable couch to relax on.

Just before 6 my mom and I went on a tour of the grounds while the tourists emptied out. That’s one of the perks of staying at the Palace. You get roaming rights at all hours of the night to most places on the grounds. There is truly something magical about standing in Base Court at midnight.

The three of us had dinner downtown at Le Petite something… I can’t remember. We had duck, scallops, and dressed crab. It was incredible, and we each stole from each other’s plates. It was also the first taste we have ever had of an improved English dining culture. 15 years ago, restaurants were just no good. English food still is terrible, but at least this time it has given way to foreign food, like this night’s French adventure.

We were in bed around 11:30. I stayed up in one of the loft rooms, overlooking a courtyard.


In the morning we missed the 10:54 train to Waterloo, so we got the 11:24 instead. We spent a short while at some market we stumbled on by the London Eye pier.

At 1:10 I separated from my parents so they could go on some tour or museum or something. I went to this thing I call an Omnimax theater, which is basically an IMAX theater in spherical form, I think. I didn’t get inside, they had no tickets to the just-released Dark Knight Rises. Not for weeks.

I checked my email with the free wifi outside the Waterloo tube station, before going across the street to the main station and buying an Oystercard, realizing that unlimited transport on the tube and train to Hampton court would be most valuable.

I made contact with Ben, a friend from Wash U who had just graduated and moved to London for work. He suggested I get a cheap pay-as-you-go cell phone for the week. I got on the Tube and went to Tottenham Court Road via Bond Street station to find the Carphone Warehouse. There I got a £3 phone with a £10 top-up. It was worth it for all the texting and talking between myself Mingwei, Ben, and Chadwic.

Oh yea, Chadwic was in London. After leaving Kiev he had made it to London, where he started working again. I’ll write more on that later.

I went back to Waterloo station. Walked to the Thames, then past the London Eye and over the bridge to Big Ben (passing it at 5pm exactly, as the bells chimed) and parliament.

I relaxed in Parliament Square for a bit (why is there a statue of Abraham Lincoln in Parliament Square?) before heading to Westminster Abbey, which was closed, but beautiful from the outside.

Next I walked over to Whitehall, to see, well, Whitehall, and 10 Downing Street, which I finally realized is a brilliantly placed locale for the PM to live. Downing Street is of course riddled with guards, sandwiched on all sides by major government buildings, and 10 Downing Street is angled in such a way that one can barely see the front, and there are clearly no good angles for any sort of attack. But the Press films it from the front, with a close-up of the buildings, so it looks like the PM lives on a street like any other English street. On camera, 10 Downing Street looks like your average little English city home, meaning the PM is no one special, just one of your fellow citizens. Brilliant.

Continuing on to Trafalgar Square, I searched in vain for a pigeon. 5-year-old me loved to chase pigeons, and Brian and I had such fun chasing them at Trafalgar Square. But the Olympics had taken over, and the Square was decidedly full of workers and construction, and decidedly void of pigeons.

Around 7 Mingwei came to get me and take me to Greenwich to hang out with some friends of his.

We stopped off at Elephant and Castle, which was completely out of the way, just to say we’ve been there. Then to Laicester, where we got a drink at the Bear and Staff, before meeting up with his friends, Gaurav, Mark, and Chandu. The five of us went to Chinatown, to a Malaysian-Singaporean place called Rasa Sayang. We had a lovely meal, and I ditched around 11 to make it back to the last train of the night, 11:36pm. 


I woke up the next morning on July 22, a little tired but not too bent out of shape. Brian showed up, having spent a little time in Paris and taking a train in that morning. The family was once again reunited for the first time since Istanbul.

We toured the grounds as a family and got dinner at a brand new Lebanese place next to the French place in town, but that was pretty much all we did all day. It was a lazy day.

Oh, we did crack open one of the 1912 ports and have a sip or two. It was unbelievably sweet and, despite the little bits of cork floating around in it, very much worth the wait.


July 23 found my father and I exploring still more of the palace. This time, we went to the chapel, which today houses one of the first (maybe the first) editions of the King James Bible. We went to the King’s private Chambers, observed the amazing weapons collection along the walls, and found the Kings’ true throne (complete with velvet seat and bucket to catch what is tossed).

Later, my dad’s friend Eric came with his wife and children. I took the kids to the maze, the world’s oldest hedge maze, before taking them back to meet up with the adults in the great banquet hall.

That night my dad had a big party for all his friends in London, to enjoy the wines. He had taken out many bottles to enjoy, most of which we did not get to. We finished off the 1912 port that we had opened the night before, and drank and ate to our hearts contents. Mingwei came for the party, and spent the night with us at the Palace.

At midnight, I think we achieved a first at Hampton Court. Mingwei, my Father and I sat in Base Court, under the moon, drinking 100-year-old port and smoking Cuban cigars. Pretty sure that’s never happened before in that spot. At least, it seems fairly unlikely.


On July 24 I would finally make it back to London. In the early afternoon I headed out with Mingwei, past the construction of the cycling events outside the main entrance to the palace, and made my way to Waterloo, then to King’s Cross St. Pancras station. I took the obligatory photo of Platform 9¾, but it didn’t bring me to a new dimension, nor was it between platforms 9 and 10.

I sat at the station for a while, working on my blog and relaxing over a cheese plate, then got word from Chadwic of where I could meet up with him. So I met him in Camden Town, a little hipster area that was actually pretty fun. We got some beers and sat by a little waterway, talking for a while.

We grabbed dinner at some food stands along the water, before Chadwic had to leave to meet up with some girl. He’s in the last few weeks in London as well, as he has resolved to save up some money (he quit being a chef, hated his old job, and got a new one as a mover, but wants to move on) and move to Spain for the next section of his adventures.

I went to the Hilton London Metropole, where Mingwel was being housed for the Olympics. We hung out for a while in the evening until it became time for me to head back to the city by train. I caught the train to Wimbledon and then got on the Waterloo à Hampton Court line as it passed through.


My parents had rented a car when they arrived, and we put it to good use on the 25th of July. We drove west a ways, leaving London to go to Salisbury, Stonehenge, and Bath.

Salisbury boasts an incredible cathedral of dizzying beauty. It stands out in the surrounding countryside in an amazing way. Inside, architecture aside, there is the world’s oldest mechanical clock, consisting of an intricate series of gears and pulleys, weights and counterweights. Many famous people were buried here, too. But the main attraction is the most undamaged of the four remaining original productions of the 1215 Magna Carta. It truly is an incredible document.

Stonehenge is almost due north of Salisbury. It is beautiful, definitely, but I’m wary of anything sitting in a field that no one is allowed to approach with a ten-foot pole (or a 10-meter one). We got the audio guide, and I recounted its contents to my parents. The construction is baffling – I have to echo the sentiments of so many who came before me – how did such primitive people manage to construct something so complex, heavy, and symmetrical?

From Stonehenge, we continued west to Bath.

We didn’t spend much time in Bath. I needed to be back in London to meet up with Ben for dinner, and Bath is on the other side of the island from London. But the town is charmingly quaint. It seems to have this distinctive hue on all of the buildings. Apparently famous for its, um, Baths, Bath has natural hot springs galore. We grabbed a quick meal, drove around the town, and saw the Royal Crescent, the most famous crescent in Bath, before heading back towards London.

We made it back a little later than I had hoped, but it was no problem. I had my parents drop me off at Hammersmith station, on the outskirts of London (On my way to the station, incidentally, I passed by another St. Christopher’s Inn, by chance). From here I took the tube to Farringdon station to meet Ben.

The two of us had a very nice meal at a little Bangladeshi restaurant near there, before we wandered the streets talking, and headed to Whitechapel, looking for some trash cans for Ben’s new apartment. After a while I bid him adieu, and headed back to Hampton Court via Canada Water and Waterloo to enjoy my last night in Europe.


On the 26th of July, I left Europe. I got on a plane at Heathrow and flew to Philadelphia. It was depressing. But my journey was not quite over!

I would spend the night in Philadelphia with my Grandfather. The next morning I would go to St. Louis to spend several days with my roommate Josh to move all our stuff from last semester into a new apartment, as our landlord was kicking us out. And then, on August 3, 2012, I would make it back home to Westport, exactly 7 months after I had left in January. Unfamiliar is just one word to describe how it felt to be back in the States. Confusing is another, as my parents had moved houses while I was gone, and now I have to call a new place home. But that should be no problem – I’ve spent the last seven months calling a new place home every few days. One more change can’t hurt.